Welcome to the Team Mr. Death
Our newly hired Employee Health/Wellness Director.
Also known as the Grim Reaper, Death is the newest member of our Tales of Bedlam Team. When he’s not being assaulted by Giants or being trapped in magical trees, he keeps our staff hearty and healthy with daily yoga sessions and some kind of herb we don’t ask too many questions about.
Productivity at Tales of Bedlam has increased by 200% since Death has joined us. His bright smile and cheery attitude are infectious and not at all terrifying in any way.
In his very limited spare time, he enjoys long walks on the beach at sunset, knitting scarfs for the homeless and adopting feral kittens. Death is a dear treasure and again, is in no way menacing or scary…
(I (Dustin) have been instructed to declare I have written this of my own free will and have not been threatened or coerced at any time by the Grim Reaper.)